- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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