- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Knock Knock The doors already open

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