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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Neither did she.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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