Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Reading the Terms and Conditions

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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