How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Penis

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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