- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What's red, blue & green all over?

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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