If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

yolo your orange looks orange

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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