Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

You have friends

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

you dint have to be a jew matt

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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