- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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