"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What? Huh?

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

BOTTOM!!!

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Skrillex.

feminists.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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