- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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