- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

don't read this

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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