What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Knock knock

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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nick toth

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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