What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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America Votes

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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