whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Chikin nuggets

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Whats 9+10? 19

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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