a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Wumbo

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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