Good to see you today!

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Religion

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A man walks around a bar.

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you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Anti Joke

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