Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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The Holocaust

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Your momma's so fat...

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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