Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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