yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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