whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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