What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Gale swallows.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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FIRE!!

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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