why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Boom.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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