My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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I've got a boner

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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