Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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poop.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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