Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

The queen having a shit

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

save me from the nothing ive become

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Your text.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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