- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

The chicken crossed the road.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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