- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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