Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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