REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Justin Bieber

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nice tits.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Q. who's george porchy?

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CAS

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Anti Joke

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