did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Buzi vagy!

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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