- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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