- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Thats what she said

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Cancer.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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