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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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