Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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White men's rights

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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John Cena for president

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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