- Anti Joke

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.