Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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