Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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You're a frog

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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