Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Anti Joke

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