What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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smell the vitamin C

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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hi anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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