- Anti Joke

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE