- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

U mad?

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

L's I's that took Viagra.

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