- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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