What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Anyone can post anything.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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