I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Anyone can post anything.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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