How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Your mom.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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