- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Actually it was me Josh brown

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

It says so on your cap.

why was the man sad? his wife died

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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