An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

The Joke Below

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Womans baksetball...

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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