this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Joke

It says so on your cap.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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