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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

The government

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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